I didn’t notice the Trojans at first, only the Dicks.
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Kids Say the Darndest Things
- Kid: This tree can live 50 years! In 50 years I'll be an adult. I'll be like 18 or 19!
- Teacher: In 50 years you will be 56. You are 6 years old right now. 50+6 is 56.
- Kid: FIFTY-SIX!?!?! I'll be older than my dad!
I Never Learn…
I always get my hopes up for things and then am disappointed. I need to learn that plans are almost always broken.
Kids Do the Darndest Things
The kinders were practicing writing their numbers today. Walked over to one boy. He wrote “name” on the line that was for his name. I told him to erase it and write his name. He looked at me with concern on his face. “But we were told to copy.” I had to explain he was just to copy the numbers. So cute!
- Student: Teacher, are you on the penis team?
- Me: On the what???
- Student: The penis team. Peeta + Katniss? P-E-E-N-I-S-S 4eva!
- Me: You might wanna consider rephrasing that.
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Kids Say the Darndest Things
- Kindergartener: Do we get to go to P.E. now?
- Teacher: After math.
- Kindergartner: AHHH. I WANT TO GO TO PUBLIC SCHOOL!
- Teacher: You do go to public school.
- Kindergartener: No! Where they wear the same clothes!
- Teacher: Private school.
- Kindergartener: Yeah! I WANT TO GO TO PRIVATE SCHOOL!
- Teacher: They do math in private school.
- Kindergartener: ..........BUT THEY GET P.E. EVERYDAY! I WANT TO GO TO PUBLIC SCHOOL!
What kindergarten class was that? In my kindergarten class there is all sorts of disagreement and “you’re not my friend” comments. Sure they may get over it 5 minutes later…
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Kids Say the Darndest Things
- Teacher: Are there any questions about what we are doing today?
- Student: Did you know that you should not wear tight jeans and then sit in a hot tub for 6 hours? You could DIE!
- Teacher: ...That's interesting, but off topic.
Kids Say the Darndest Things
- Teacher: Why did you pull down your underwear and show the boys your private parts?
- Kindergarten girl: I must have lost my mind! I wasn't thinking!
- Teacher: (lecture about keeping clothes on) S____ didn't like it.
- Kindergarten girl: But L____ looked like he was having a great time!
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